My mom, aka Mrs LikesToBargeInMyRoom wants me to clean my room. Mrs LikesToBargeInMyFuckingRoom doesn't like messy rooms and since I hate it when she barges in, I make my room messy so she doesn't barge in. And since I fucking HATE it when people barge in, I make my room messy, and now she wants me to make it clean, or else. ;-; I'll make my room clean, tbh I hate my messy room too, but I JUST HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BARGE IN. Ohana means family and family means stop barging in my room or I will fucking kill you. I hate clean bedrooms, so Dear Mom, If you barge into my room again, I shall barge into yours and ruin your very old fashioned preserved poop and piss Dad off until I get grounded until my hundred and first birthday and if I do get grounded, I shall use gloves and stab myself with a knife you just touched, so you shall be the one charged for murdering your daughter. Thats what you get for being so high and drunk that you actually think you are in charge of every aspect, and detail of my very shitty life. Thank you very much, as I actually have the choice of who I want to marry instead of having to marry some snobbish political bitch.
Not sincerly,
-Your dead daughter.
PS: This letter is written with an computer, so you do not have proof that it is the genuine, so the police won't let you go.
Form of my suicide letter lol, although I won't actually commit suicide xD. '
Anyways....FUCK YOU MOM!!!
-ALEXIA <3
Not sincerly,
-Your dead daughter.
PS: This letter is written with an computer, so you do not have proof that it is the genuine, so the police won't let you go.
Form of my suicide letter lol, although I won't actually commit suicide xD. '
Anyways....FUCK YOU MOM!!!
-ALEXIA <3